Happy birthday, Macaulay.
I don’t care, I relate to no television show more than I do New Girl.
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
Bo Burnham + *wink*
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
Belladonna at my studio lighting her hair on fire.
Marilyn Manson And Taylor Momsen